~i want to be at least as deep as the pacific ocean~
Thank god the eyebrow trend covered up the thigh gap trend bc hating your body should never be a thing
Stop hanging out with fuckboys and start hanging out with a fuckMan
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that